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Roaches Love Donuts

eaten donutIt started out as any other morning. A workout consisting of 30 minutes on the treadmill, followed by a hot shower, only to put my pajamas right back on again and enjoy a lazy Sunday morning.

In my house, a lazy Sunday morning typically consists of hot coffee, the New York Times, and breakfast with the Mrs. I do my best to offset the 30 minutes on the treadmill, by inhaling a decadent Boston Crème donut. Today was the day that all changed.

I reached down for my donut, perhaps my favorite part of my lazy Sunday morning, only to find it missing!

It couldn’t have been my wife who took it, she been adamant about sticking to this new diet she’s found online.

Who took my donut??

Just then I remembered my nanny cam! I took a peek at the footage and quickly found out who the culprit was. Witness for yourself:

The culprit that stole my donut was a dirty, rotten cockroach! The thief!

I’ve had enough of dealing with these roaches. My donuts are mine, and I don’t want to share!

You see, these roaches love all foods that are sweet and starchy. Those are all my favorite foods, and I don’t want to share them with anyone, let alone a disease carrying roach that can spread those diseases to me as they crawl all over my food.

It’s time to make a stand and stop sharing my food with roaches! I’m calling Bulwark Exterminating for high quality, professional, roach control.

Charlotte Roach Control

If you are a Charlotte homeowner who is frequently seeing cockroaches in the kitchen, it’s time to take a stand. Professional Charlotte roach control will not only exterminate the roaches that are living in your kitchen or home, it will prevent them from ever coming back with a protective barrier.

Bulwark Exterminating
1801 North Tryon Street
Charlotte, NC 28206
(704) 321-3716
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A-1 Wildlife Control
Wilgrove-Minthill Road
Charlotte, NC 28227
(704) 334-1922
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Orkin Pest & Termite Control
100 Reagan Drive #3
Charlotte, NC 28212
(866) 713-9979
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