Do you ever wonder about some of these wild inventions you see littered around the store? It’s almost as if the inventor took too much acid and started going crazy with a pencil. Not only are the gadgets rubbish, but a child would be able to design something that worked better. You see them in a lot of different industries, but one industry they appear in more than most is pest control. I guess when people are designing killing tools they like to go a little crazy.
If you had a bug problem I’m pretty sure you would want to deal with it. You definitely wouldn’t want to run around your home with weird gadgets thinking you were Rambo. Some people obviously do because these deterrents and death traps keep flying off the shelves. Maybe it’s just good marketing, but you can see for yourself because we’re going to look at a few of them now. Just remember that they might sound good, but there are better options available.
Trying to catch a fly out of thin air with chopsticks is very hard, but you can blast it out of the sky instead using a gun. Not just any gun, because this one shoots salt at insects and if you get a direct hit they won’t bother you again. If anything goes near your dinner it will be a little like killing two birds with one stone, because you can kill an insect and salt your food at the same time. I suppose it’s not too bad because it’s non-toxic and doesn’t require any batteries to work.
Electronic Venus Flytrap
Your favorite plant is a Venus flytrap, right? How can you not love a plant that actually eats insects when they crawl inside? The real version is cool and you can buy one for your home, but you should get an electronic one instead because they do the same thing. The gadget will attract an insect inside using special bait then it will suddenly snap its mouth shut. The insect is dead and you have one less thing flying around your head when you’re trying to watch TV.
An Extreme Fly Swatter
When you look at normal fly swatters they don’t look special. Sure, you might knock a few flies out of the sky if you get lucky, but where is the fun in that? A very smart person must have been listening to everyone moaning because they came up with the perfect answer. They would release an electronic fly swatter that looked like a tennis racquet and it would electrocute the flies to death when you hit them. How can you not walk around all day with this gadget in your hand?
Net Rocket Launcher
They say this is a gun that shoots a net at unsuspecting creatures, but it looks more like a rocket launcher, which sounds a lot more dangerous. You just need to make sure the thing you’re aiming at is pretty big because I don’t think it will work on ants. This is a silly invention because after you capture your giant bug or rodent you then have to pick it up and throw it away. That doesn’t take away the fact it’s pretty cool to shoot a net over something though.
Can You Think Of Anything?
I’m sure we can all agree that those ideas are pretty crazy. They definitely sound fun, but I don’t know if they will help you clear the insects out of your home. If you were going to design a bug gadget do you know what it would be? Have a little think about it and let us know in the comments below.
This article is by Mark Ross, an adventurist. As the owner of a pest control company which provides services like wildlife control in Mississauga, he is dedicated and sincere to his work. Whenever he can find time from his busy schedule, he prefers to indulge in writing which is his favorite activity.